The Average Gamer

The Witcher – Geralt’s Amazing Elf Seduction

I haven’t played much of The Witcher 2 yet, despite Brett telling us that the enhanced edition is incredible. Nope, I’ve been trying to finish the original Witcher game on the PC first, which is absolutely massive. Five full chapters, plus a prologue and epilogue.

I’m most of the way through chapter 5 now and came across the most impressive seduction scene ever. We’re in a cave talking to some of the Scoia’tael non-human rebellion who’ve been driven out of the city and are sheltering in a cave, slowly starving to death.

I’m not sure how Geralt of Rivia does it, but women just fall all over him. Humans, elves, striga… whatever species, they just can’t resist. Is it his incredible silver hair? Is it his calm and measured tone of voice? Perhaps it’s the way he empathises with his partner and really seems to care about her feelings.

Here’s a video of Geralt’s amazing technique. Pay attention, lads. You could learn a thing or two.

Impressive, right?

The Witcher is available on Steam and for under a tenner. The Witcher 2 is out now on Xbox 360 and PC.