The Average Gamer

E3 2015: Ubisoft Conference and Trailers

E3 2015 - EA Conference Stage PvZGW2
Aisha Tyler presented the Ubisoft conference once again.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Even though I fucking love Stick of Truth, I think a sequel was the last thing I was ever expecting from Ubisoft. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are once again involved, and are working with Ubisoft San Francisco.

LOL butthole joke.

For Honor

  • It appears to be a game about burly men hitting each other with sticks.
  • There is also a castle.
  • “A new type of gameplay that we call ‘The Art of Battle’.”
  • Gameplay demo of 4v4 battling
  • It seems like a 4v4 battle with a pile of AI cannon fodder. I initially thought Dynasty Warriors but don’t know if the maps are big enough to be comparable.

The Crew: Wild Run

They didn’t even bother talking about this.

Trials Fusion: Awesome Level Max

This is the new Trials Fusion. There are no words.

The Division

  • You can betray your teammates.
  • Everything is grey.
  • I can’t find a reason to care about this game.

Anno 2205

  • It’s another city-builder!
  • You don’t start on the moon. You have to earn that.

Just Dance 2016

  • They’re adding a streaming service called Just Dance Unlimited. Subscribe and get new songs all the time.
  • Out 22nd October 2015

Rainbow 6 Siege

  • Angela Basset plays Six, Deputy Director of the Rainbow unit.
  • The beta starts on 24th September. Sign up here.

Trackmania Turbo

  • 200 tracks
  • 5 difficulty levels
  • Trackbuilder mode generates levels on the fly.

Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate

  • The mystery of how Jacob swaps between his top hat and Assassin’s hood is solved! He has a minion to hold it. Also, it’s actually an opera hat, so it folds up and goes into his jacket.
  • Some horses got thrown into the Thames. Horses are expensive, yo.
  • You can sign up to play the game this week in one of 7 cities across the world: London, Paris, Madrid and a bunch of other cities that I can’t see because the Assassin’s Creed site has stopped loading. Anyway, sign up here.
  • They didn’t show a gameplay trailer but there’s one on YouTube!

    Ghost Recon Wildlands

    • Open world, covering continents.
    • We saw four dudes shooting a bunch of other dudes.
    • It basically looks like Far Cry with browner jungle.
    • It has llamas. or possibly alpacas. I can never tell the difference unless they’re side-by-side.

  • See more from E3 2015 right here.