Saints Row IV Trailer: Gat Is Back

Now, I don’t know what happened to Johnny Gat between his attempt to take a plane to Stilwater and turning up in Saints Row IV. But whatever it was, this trailer is disturbing.

Is he a clone? Is that goo on him or was he growing new skin in a vat? And most importantly, what happened to his 8-inch cock? I swear, judging by this still from the video, he either has a pixellated boner after killing that alien, or his penis is missing.

[Yes, I clearly have some kind of fixation on game character penises.]

Later on, he’s clearly either spilled something in an awkward place or is suffering from some horrific crotch injury that nonetheless, doesn’t impair his ability to stand.

Maybe he’s not Johnny Gat at all. Maybe he’s an alien clone sent to infiltrate the Saints and turn on them. On the other hand, doesn’t the entire game take place in your subconscious anyway, hence all the superpowers?

Whatever the reason, Gat is back. Here’s the trailer.