“We ask that customers be patient because we will be shipping hundreds of thousands of PSPs into retail in the coming weeks.”

Just imagine all those happy little tykes on Christmas morning, sitting in the living room with all the family, playing Grand Theft Auto: Liberty Cities on their shiny new PSPs whilst screaming at the screen:

“F$%£^ing police, I was only delivering some hookers to the picket line! What’s wrong with that? Ha, ha, die you f$%^&&$%ers, have some of my uzi 9 millimetre!”

The thought of it beings a tear to my eye. Bless.